2.00 Bloody Mary

2.00 Bloody Mary
I just had two of the most amazing 2.00 Bloody Marys.

Two Dollars!!

Why can’t I order sexual favors like I order drinks? Can I get a mojito in a tall glass over here? A beer with a huge head please? A salty dog all over my chest please? Keep my tab open I’m going to want a Guinness later.

Simplicity itself, ask and get exactly what you are looking for – probably why it wouldn’t work in dating with all of the stupid nobody wants to say the wrong thing bullshit. Besides, a 2.00 drink is awesome, not sure a 2.00 sex act is going to have the same aftertaste.

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