I firmly believe that like all diners should become one diner, until one day we all go to the diner and it becomes just some huge amorphous blob of a thing and how you feel when you eat there is what it looks like on the outside.
Okay maybe I don’t firmly believe that. I just sometimes think that when I travel someplace and it is all the same fucking food and nothing is different. Like when Ruby Tuesday’s is the same as TGIFriday’s and it is all the same as Chili’s
But hey, some diners are a little different, like I’d never had a big boy before my buddy Traci took me today. It wasn’t bad.