Me: I got to the gym like fifteen minutes later than usual which is apparently like missing the golden window in traffic.
Her: Too many people?
Me: Too many stupid people.
Her: How stupid could someone be at the gym?
Me: One dude asked me how to use the pool.
Her: If they want to know something like that you are obligated to drown them.
Me: I think that would’ve made me even later.
Her: Another life saved because you have a schedule.