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okay with trashy

The highlight of my day today was drinking vodka and popping vicodin. I want to say I’m ashamed of my trashiness, but for a little while my ass didn’t hurt, so mostly I’m just glad I had both in the … Continue reading

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death by ass

I’m an asshole that can’t take sympathy when offered. A bear. A bear with a boo-boo on my butt that has started to take over my every thought. When I die of a poisoned ass, please make sure the world … Continue reading

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