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Campus Conversations

-I don’t want to be a bra burner. -Hmm? -It all seems too radical, too mean, too aggressive. -But it never existed, it was a concept that was made up. -But that super angry female, that isn’t what I want, … Continue reading

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Pixy Stix

Me: Hey What are you up to? He: Waiting to catch a train to the boat to go home and do homework. What are you doing? Me Sitting in my car in front of a tattoo shop eating pixy stix … Continue reading

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She Leads, They Follow

PoN: I just really have to watch myself, a lot of my classmates tend to take their cues from me. Me: It is because you are such a great leader. PoN: I don’t know about that. Me: No, you really … Continue reading

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Past My Naptime

Today, while I was trying to recover from the plague, by attempting to eat a cracker and sip on some gatorade, one of my flightier friends decided to tell me about her New Year’s resolutions. The month is over half … Continue reading

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Passing Conversations

Twitch: I’ve decided you should start dating someone that looks like a man, but has girl parts. Me: Or like a man in a dress? Twitch: Exactly. —— Nurse Commando: I figured out the other day how to make the … Continue reading

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Highlighted

Highlights from my conversations today. Valium: We need to find out when that show is going to be, we need to be getting some tickets. Twitch: What show? Me: Henry Miller. T: The dead porn guy? M: Yeah, of course … Continue reading

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Conversations from a Target

Like Scenes from a Mall, but with no Woody Allen, and a little less Bette Midler. Valium: Ohmigod, I totally saw this alarm clock in a porno the other day. Twitch: Which one? V: Erection Services. T: Oh yeah, that … Continue reading

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