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So Many Colors

Him: You went walking in the cold? Me: Walking in the cold is supposed to be good for you. Him: How is freezing helpful? Me: Supposedly it burns brown fat. Him: Fat comes in different colors? Me: Yeah, just like … Continue reading

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Telluride 2008

I miss my son.  This is the first birthday I’ve ever missed. I’m older than everyone here. I feel stupid. I can barely breathe between the asthma, my fat ass, and the mountains. I don’t think I’m going to sleep … Continue reading

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New Traveling Restrictions (from Realize)

Okay I had no idea, but apparently fat people are not allowed in France! I found this out recently when trying to enjoy that there television with my family. We saw this incredibly HORRIBLE AD that indicated basically in order … Continue reading

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Samples and Opinions

Invariably whenever you watch what you eat, everyone else around you begins to watch what you’re eating as well. This eventually leads to someone having an opinion about what you eat. Why? Why do people feel they can share their … Continue reading

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Just a Thought

-Whatever I am, he made me. I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I’m this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing! -I made you short? —Nathan Lane —Robin Williams/The Birdcage

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Just a Thought

I hate women who complain about being fat when they’re like a size five. —Laurell K. Hamilton/Obsidian Butterfly

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