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Just a Thought

“They’re just girls,” said Vic. “They don’t come from another planet.” —Neil Gaiman/How to Talk to Girls at Parties

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Just a Thought

I clung to Eliza, who, despite her promise to George, had found a new group of friends, girls who seemed, with their broad smiles and quicknesses, to be like bicyclers rolling downhill. Like they lived in a miraculous Escherian land … Continue reading

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Obsessive Place

I feel like I’m in the middle of a bad joke. I’m 39 today. I’m going to graduate at the end of the year if all goes exactly precisely right and I’m in the middle of being laid off. Tee-Hee. … Continue reading

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Just a Thought

How the fuck do you always have like two good-looking girls who want you? You’re the most hideous fucking chud I’ve ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you. —Jeff Anderson/Clerks 2

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23 Skidoo

Back to school today, and it didn’t go all that well. Made it through bio, only to realize I won’t be in bio much longer. On campus though all the students are back for the first week and the boys … Continue reading

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Do They Really Say That?

Me: Where did you hear that? Boy: It was actually on television. Me: What show? Boy: Some beauty contest. Me: They were talking about turn ons on regular tv? Boy: Now it was MTV or something. Me: Oh. So what … Continue reading

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Just a Thought

Well, be careful. You wouldn’t be the first Englishman to fall in love and never go home. Sometimes I think that the only reason we seek new colonies is for their girls. —Daniel Mason/The Piano Tuner

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My Son Doesn’t Stand a Chance

Yesterday was the freshman BBQ, and today The Boy and I went to registration. It went pretty well, but he was so easily distracted by the girls. Especially the athletic girls. A row of girls walked by, track team, one … Continue reading

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Waiting Room Philosophy

Waiting to see the doctor today and The Boy and I start to chat. — Me: She looks nice, sort of a punker girl, you could date a punker girl. Boy: Punker girls don’t go for geeks like me mom. … Continue reading

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