Tag Archives: say what you mean

2.00 Bloody Mary

I just had two of the most amazing 2.00 Bloody Marys. Two Dollars!! Why can’t I order sexual favors like I order drinks? Can I get a mojito in a tall glass over here? A beer with a huge head … Continue reading

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Hey – Stop Being So Fucking Judgmental

Yeah so television is not for me, and I know this because I flip through channels and then I see something like My Life is a Lifetime Movie (Prince Charming Episode) and my mind is taken over in fury. I … Continue reading

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Basics

At a concert the other night my friend met a guy because they were rubbing up against each other, practicing a little frotteurism in the crowd behind me. You know, I am all for people meeting each other through body … Continue reading

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Just a Thought

People often say “Be quiet,” but they don’t tell you how long to be quiet for. Or you see a sign which says KEEP OFF THE GRASS but it should say KEEP OFF THE GRASS AROUND THIS SIGN or KEEP … Continue reading

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