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Making my whore red toes feel mighty fine.

The other day I was getting my nails done and I overheard these girls talking about what colors to get on their nails. There was a lot of debate as to what colors would make them look more appealing, what … Continue reading

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Just a Thought

Unsure despite my Catholic upbringing, I consulted The Celebration of Mass, as thorough a manual of Catholic ritual as you’ll find outside the Vatican. While nowhere was it stated that the consecrated is literally Christ, it is most certainly treated … Continue reading

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Love that face

I was mildly puny on Monday and couldn’t stand up long without the body rebelling needing to lose my lunch, and wanting to fall over. Needless to say I spent most of the day Monday in bed. The Boy is … Continue reading

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Technicolor Vomit

Note to Self: While staying up to make sure the dog vomits up paint from your son’s model, avoid drinking seven to ten yummy yummy cambrics just to help keep you buzzing because eventually you will have to pee really … Continue reading

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Barf is Gross

My son tells me he has a headache, I go to get him Tylenol. He puts one in his mouth and promptly barfs in the sink. I don’t take it well, and am still a little freaked out by the … Continue reading

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